constantly confused

officialunitedstates:

me:  steals ice cream from someone else’s cone

them:  get angry

me:  hands them my card and tells them if they want to sue I’m a lawyer

susemoji:

eggwitch:


Jim Woodring

asshole skeleton trys to steal baby Frog

Baby frog

susemoji:

eggwitch:

Jim Woodring

asshole skeleton trys to steal baby Frog

Baby frog

ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

berlin1991:

please let kurt cobain inspire all punk fuckboys to defend women and wear cute dresses

dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying

dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying

ugly:

on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid

2chaaaain:

I can’t wait till I’m 30 years old rich livin in a nice house..it’s clean I got humble kids..I’m sending my husband 50 cent lyrics instead of telling him I love him

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t understand people who are like ‘I don’t drink water’ how are you even alive

i-effed-it-all-up:

people on this website need to learn how to correct uneducated people without being complete and total asswipes

like goddamn, some people need to be taught, not torn down

 

 

koolaidicecubes:

If you see a couple holding hands and walking down the street, run up and karate chop their hands apart to show you are single and bitter :)