Step away from your $40 American apparel crop top..walk into a goodwill..boys’ toddlers section..find the smallest shirt there..a new tiny crop top for you..$1…
let trans people decide what is or isnt transphobic
let disabled people decide what is or isnt ableist
stop letting majorities decide what is or isnt offensive to a group of people they arent even a part of
i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent
review of “animal farm”
not a very good instructional guide on farming. would NOT recommend to first time farmers
if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
My mom told me one time she was on acid and this guy came over and tried to talk to her and she thought she was in a car so she started cranking the window down and leaned her head out of the fake window and was like “I can’t talk right now” and then rolled it back up and Im honestly going to start doing that
we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.
why does getcha head in the game go so hard. like disney didn’t have to go off like that but they did.
hey boy, you can call me papa roach because you liked me for a week in 7th grade but youve viciously denied it ever since
the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”
Straight White Boy Problem #450
bro: hey dude isnt tumblr for girls?? why do you even have one
me: i had a lot of free time and then i discovered the joy of reblogging pictures of massive amounts of weed, trippy gifs, nike apparel from the 90s and the occasional chuckle i get out of a humor post haha
bro: thats too complicated for me *opens ifunny app*

