constantly confused
 

 

relahvant:

it’s halfway through 2014 and i have literally achieved nothing

haha cool, so do you like steve buscemi?

- me sexting (via stevebuscemi4prez)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

to get a sense of how big the universe is, imagine a window. now imagine a guy leaning in the window and explaining that it’s super big, and huge

cooldudebro:

*sees a worm on the ground and understands*

magnezone:

my brother has 700 hours logged on his copy of pokemon pearl. he has three entire boxes filled with starly. didn’t catch them for IVs. doesn’t even know how to battle competitively. he just really likes starly 

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

*drops something on purpose in front of somebody im trying to get nasty with*

me: oh….. let me get that right quick

*hits that nicki minaj anaconda single cover art pose*

officialunitedstates:

me:  steals ice cream from someone else’s cone

them:  get angry

me:  hands them my card and tells them if they want to sue I’m a lawyer

susemoji:

eggwitch:


Jim Woodring

asshole skeleton trys to steal baby Frog

Baby frog

susemoji:

eggwitch:

Jim Woodring

asshole skeleton trys to steal baby Frog

Baby frog

ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?